Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I hate children.
I think they are disgusting until they're 10, and then they're just irritating until they graduate high school. Take today for instance. I was driving home from the grocery. My mom and my roommate are both ill and so I've been running around all day trying to make things easier for them while still doing what I need to get done.
I was driving and there was this group of middle schoolers meandering through the middle of the street. One of them just stops right in front of me. "Oh how pretty the sky is today" Thanks sunshine, wanna move? So she looks at me and continues walking like there's not a CAR waiting for her to move. I make a comment, then BAM she jumps right back into the road. I slam on my break. Thank god Georgia (my 2007 jetta) has good breaks! I thought I was going to kill a moronic 12 year old! I swear I'm never having children... or at least: this is the EXACT reason my children are going to boarding school, I've been. I loved it. I just hate cretins

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