You fail at life, Rosetta Stone

I have two new books today. Not from my own choice, but because I am strong enough to turn away from the filthy needle that is Barnes and Noble infused crack. It was very hard, and I felt like I was in a cold sweat by the time I left the store (that, my friends, is not a lie).

I bought a GMAT test prep, and Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald. The lady helping me find Tender is the Night (I asked for help so I wouldn't get lost or distracted) asked if there was anything else I needed. I said, "please no!" and walked away. She thinks I'm crazy. I think I deserve a piece of cake as a reward.